As a Professional Athlete, I Have Many Fans

It is well known that being a professional athlete is the aspiration of every young man and woman everywhere. Except the ones that play too many video games. As near as I can tell, they aspire to pretend to be professional athletes, but virtual ones. My manager tells me they’re called “virtual athletes” or v-letes. You can rest assured, they all still have their pro v-card! If you know what I mean! For information on how I’m not at all like them, see my post on kissing practice.

In any case, as part of my professional athlete obligations, I must give my signature to my many fans. You can see the excitement in their faces, as I make their day by gracing their materials with my signature!

- Martin

Fans with materials eagerly awaiting signatures.